Saturday, June 6, 2009
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Me.
ASL?
- Scrabcake
- I'm the granddaughter of a bookstore owner who works as a software engineer in the video game industry. I went to Brown University where I made a name for myself in the demanding field of inflammatory forum posting if not academically. This all changed one afternoon when this dude who was either Sydney Carton or God decided to crash in my dorm room. To prove his identity, I cleverly requested him to take my Organic Chemistry test for me, knowing that only someone divine or with an uncanny sense of foresight could conquer the dreaded synthesis problems. This resulted in my ultimate confrontation with a horde of pitchfork bearing pre-meds intent on vengeance for my having broken the grading curve. Somehow, I survived, courtesy of an archangel who looked like an industrial rocker and no thanks to a little imp who was most definitely the head of Cary Sherman of the RIAA pasted onto the body of a cockroach. And that, my friends, is all you need know about me.
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